The most hip way to stick it to the (mass produced) man (and now! a journal to document my adventures in writing)
Ernest Hemingway:
As Ernest Hemingway once said...
'All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence that you know.'
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
of course.
Update – I recently found out the toilets are working just fine here, I even heard it for myself. Just not for me. WTF? There must be some reason auto toilets don’t recognize me. Maybe the beauty of my ass stuns it. Ha.
1 comment:
Anonymous
said...
ok you freak of nature. We also have the same toilets at work. You have to have a really big butt and hips for the thing to register. So they only thing you can do is get fatter and then it will work. Also if you squat it won't work because your butt has to be on the seat for it to work it is like a motion detector.
1 comment:
ok you freak of nature. We also have the same toilets at work. You have to have a really big butt and hips for the thing to register. So they only thing you can do is get fatter and then it will work. Also if you squat it won't work because your butt has to be on the seat for it to work it is like a motion detector.
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