Ernest Hemingway:

As Ernest Hemingway once said...
'All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence that you know.'

Monday, March 20, 2006

can you guess?

NBA OR NFL?

36
have been accused of spousal abuse
7
have been arrested for fraud
19
have been accused of writing bad checks

117
have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3
have done time for assault
71, repeat 71
cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14
have been arrested on drug-related charges
8
have been arrested for shoplifting
21
currently are defendants in lawsuits, and
84
have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
Neither.
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
Yep, the same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

1 comment:

:P fuzzbox said...

I would think that Congress would have higher numbers than that. Perhaps they are not trying hard enough.