ding fries are done

There's this drive time talk show host on 97.1 FM named Dave Glover. His show is hilarious. He always plays this song, Ding Fries are Done, around Christmastime, and it cracks me up every time. If you click on the link, you can hear it. The site is really creepy too, so that makes it even better. Makes me want a Whopper (or not).